Isn't it amazing how suddenly everyone is trying to pull a `tini out of a hat? It isn't easy to produce a genuine oomph `tini table. It takes much more than a magic wand and a top hat. In fact, our tables are all custom produced to order in the one and only oomph factory by skilled craftsman. This magician just doesn't have the magic touch our guys do. Keep trying - maybe a little more vodka will help. We at oomph have perfected making both `tinis - wood and liquid. Cheers!
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